LB: "If I had a list of the things I hate the most they would be:
1. Joan Rivers
2. Comic Sans
3. Black to white gradients
4. Exclamation Marks
5. And that background" (pointing to his mug shot)

Saamato: "Where am I on the list?"

LB: "Right after creamed corn. And I hate creamed corn."

"You can do me later."

"Nice: I'm bringing sexy back."
"No, you're not. No one in this newsroom is bringing sexy back. This is the ugliest newsroom ever."

"Do you want some sour cream?"
"Yeah. Gimme some of that white stuff."

The 11th commandment

"How do all these mega church's have such good Web sites? ... Cause that's what God wants. Beautiful CSS."

TWSH

"That's what she said..."

"Talking heads? I grew up with Talking Heads."
"I thought you grew up with disco?"
"I grew up with sarcasm."

overheard

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"Headline writing is the worst thing in the world."
"What about genocide?"

Overheard

This is just like overheard in the newsroom, except for us student daily papers. Comment away.