SA: "I can't get his ass back on."

Poor Mr. Potatohead :(

Me: yea we're struggling journalists

Ben: that's a little redundant, don't you think?

Art director: "Did you see that ad on the HT yesterday? It was 3 inches and lime green."

Multimedia director: "That's what she said."

MA: "What's this music from?"
LB: "I don't know. I just typed in 'epic music'."

Coder on the phone at 4:30 a.m.:

"Well how much longer will you be up for? ... Well how much is left in the bottle?"

"Can I have a cracka? A honkey?"

SA: "I had five in my mouth."